Monday, February 25, 2008

A confesion.

I am going to share part of my life that I think someone should know about. Telling it to a friend is too embarrassing, and I don't really have anyone else to really talk about it to. So, I will tell you, anonymous Internet surfer.

For the past month or so, my wife has been beating me. It wasn't so bad at the beginning, but lately it is really starting to hurt. I have looked online for help from experts, but everything I have tried isn't working. It is getting to the point where I am starting to get mad, and want them to stop. I am getting to the point where I really want to beat her.

I am getting to the point where I wonder why... WHY did I buy Guitar Hero III in the first place.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Pictures of Heaven

We have actual proof that heaven exists. At least my heaven.