Funny Jokes

My daughter has found the perfect equation ( in her mind ) for the funniest knock-knock joke.

It goes as follows:

"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Chocolate (insert random thing 1 here)"
"Chocolate (random thing) who?"
(loudly)" FROM (insert random thing/place 2 here)!"
Laugh hysterically, then instruct others around you to laugh.

Some of her better combinations are:
Thing 1----------Thing/Place 2
Eyeball----------Texas
Blue (our dog)--Bananas
Underwear------TV

Try 'em yourself.
Every one of her Knock, knock jokes involve Chocolate something, from something/somewhere. It's very funny around the 5th or 6th one, when she is looking around the room trying to find what "Thing/Place 2" could be.

She will be here all week, be sure to tip your Waitress, and try the Chocolate Veal.